G-TOWN: Rams front office today released a statement that the team will begin negotiations with former rival Carmen. When asked if a move like this would start a war, A-train, spokesperson for Camen’s old squad, said: “If Carm wants to be a Ram, it’s his choice.”
The all-time leading scorer for his alma mater Carmen will bring a scoring punch that the Rams desparately need. “He is the all-time scorer because he was in school forever,” say his former teammates, but Rams front personnel see it differently. “From what I’ve seen,” says DK, “He can actually hit the top of the net. And that means a lot to us.”
The Rams hope to see Carmen at a Sunday morning BBQ where they can hash things out with he and his agent, “30-Piece”.
UPDATE: Carman reportedly headed to new Russian pro league to center Jaromir Jagr.
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