Rams Free Agency Discussion turns to Former Rival

G-TOWN: Rams front office today released a statement that the team will begin negotiations with former rival Carmen. When asked if a move like this would start a war, A-train, spokesperson for Camen’s old squad, said: “If Carm wants to be a Ram, it’s his choice.”
The all-time leading scorer for his alma mater Carmen will bring a scoring punch that the Rams desparately need. “He is the all-time scorer because he was in school forever,” say his former teammates, but Rams front personnel see it differently. “From what I’ve seen,” says DK, “He can actually hit the top of the net. And that means a lot to us.”
The Rams hope to see Carmen at a Sunday morning BBQ where they can hash things out with he and his agent, “30-Piece”.
UPDATE: Carman reportedly headed to new Russian pro league to center Jaromir Jagr.

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10 Responses to Rams Free Agency Discussion turns to Former Rival

  1. Anonymous says:

    traitor

  2. Jenks says:

    I don’t think you guys want to go down this road…..with the Wood Duck population of the Pens and the locker room banter that cannot be matched, combined with out lack of practices, off ice conditioning and team meetings, we could be poised to pick your team apart…cool guy by cool guy!!

  3. Rammer says:

    I agree with the above, whatever it means.

  4. Anonymous says:

    it will be an awkward beef n beer. what a slut!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Loser. He never showed up anyway.

  6. Thor says:

    I look forward to only climbing on Carmen’s back figuratively this season.

  7. TS says:

    Titties!

  8. RR says:

    carpool.

  9. AP says:

    word is Carmen is gonna hold out for a better offer.

  10. 30-piece says:

    its time to sit down and get it done.have your peeps call my peeps.

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