Don’t Get Any Ideas Dowell

“I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego , but I didn’t know it. I had taken LSD….. I thought it was an off-day, that’s how come I had it in me. I took the LSD at noon. At 1pm, his girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, “Dock, you’re pitching today!”
“That’s when it was $9.50 to fly to San Diego. She got me to the airport at 3:30. I got there at 4:30, and the game started at 6:05pm. It was a twi-night doubleheader.
I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.
I was zeroed in on the (catcher’s) glove, but I didn’t hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.
The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to
powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn’t hit hard and never reached me.”
The Pirates won the game, 2-0, although Ellis walked eight batters. It was the highpoint in the baseball career of one of the finer pitchers of his time, and arguably,one of the greatest achievements in the history of sports.
Another picture after the jump.

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7 Responses to Don’t Get Any Ideas Dowell

  1. goat says:

    Did he have any LSD last weekend?

  2. fiyah says:

    sorry i forgot to mention that he threw a no-hitter that day.

  3. Thirsty Goalie says:

    I had enough of the Fox comet trails on the pucks the first time. No need to recreate it.

  4. KevMc says:

    sounds like KU Hockey…right BG?

  5. chemo says:

    lsd rules the league!

  6. daryll strawberry says:

    is LSD a part of the steriods ban?

  7. daryll strawberry says:

    is LSD a part of the steriods ban?

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