Booty Is Having A Party

All,
I will be hosting my 4th Annual Labor Day Party this year on Sunday, September 2nd (it’s the day before Labor Day, so all you fockers should have off on Monday). There will be plenty of food and beer. Also, we will be having another Kensington Horseshoes Tournament. It will be $5 a person, single elimination with teams picked at random. All cash entry fees will be distributed amongst the winner, runner-up and third place finishers by means of the following breakdown:
1st Place – 65%
2nd Place – 25%
3rd Place – 10%
Also, I will be organizing a Beer Pong Tournament (12 cups per side, Beirut-style rules). If you would like to participate, please try to e-mail me your team, or at least let me know you’re interested. There will be no cash awards for this tournament, only the personal satisfaction of being crowned Pong King of Lansdale.
Let me know if you need directions. My address is:
437 Cedar Street
Lansdale, PA
19446
Party donations of extra food and/or booze are always accepted and encouraged. All girlfriends/wives/significant others/dogs are welcome to attend. Please let me know if you can make it so I can plan accordingly. Please feel free to forward this e-mail along to anyone whose address I do not have. Thanks.

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