Rams lose and get angry with MadLib.

The (adjective) Continentals took advantage of the (adjective) Rams last night. Final score 4-2. Kratzer took a (noun) at the blueline, and missed the bus back to (place). Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun) and missed periods 2 and 3. He now needs to see a (person) about a (thing) being replaced on his Tuuk. Whatever that is.
It could have been worse, though, but the (expletive) centerman from (adjective) Ohio managed to supply 24 (noun) from (place) that (adverb) affected the need for (verb). Not sure how the (people) made out in the fourth period, but rest assured all (noun) were reserved for the (adjective) drunks.
Next game, Thursday. That’s one (expletive) week from today.

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10 Responses to Rams lose and get angry with MadLib.

  1. Thor says:

    Here’s a hint, Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun)
    The second noun is thankfully not “goat”

  2. Dr. Bumba says:

    WTF??????

  3. Jenks says:

    I can’t help but sub the word “fuckin!” for every one of the (). I think it may be more clear if ZDALDO wrote it.

  4. RR says:

    I still don’t (explative) under (explative) stand.

  5. kd says:

    (expletive) you, you (expletive) (expletive)!!! – Bernie Gillespie

  6. 2nd grade teacher says:

    you fill in the (words) and it makes a mad lib. so …
    Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun) and missed periods 2 and 3.
    would read … Meanwhile (red) faced (lagerhead) from the UP blew a (goat) and missed periods 2 and 3.
    Translated: Denny broke his tuuk and missed the rest of the game.

  7. back to the minors says:

    for kratzer just insert “tripped backwards over the blue line allowing a 3 on 0 and goal on dowell”

  8. Z.... says:

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  9. gniues sutd says:

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