A Poem

Twas night before Thursday and all through the rink, the Rams made the Bandits smell like glove stink.
First it was one, and then it was two. by then end of the period it was 6, that’s true.
Thor scored a pair, and didn’t have to beg because it was Turkey, MVP, and Snappy that laid the egg.
By the end of three, there was plenty of glee. it was 9 to 1 and even the refs were stunned.
Do this against the Pens they said, and Hoagie might wind up shitting the bed.
Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight. would anybody say that Thor and Val had a fight?

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10 Responses to A Poem

  1. HB says:

    Did z have three?

  2. fiyah says:

    check this kid out. maybe the flyers can grab him in five years when they’re still in last place.

  3. Dr. Bumba says:

    Arthur, stop picking on Val.

  4. schedule police says:

    thor, can you update the schedule for tuesday’s game at 9:00 vs. the penguins. thanks.

  5. Arthur says:

    I didn’t pick on Val, I just yelled “Yaah” at him. And he tried to twist my head off like a bottle of LaBatt Blue.

  6. da bandit killa says:

    lovely poem artie, we now need to work on some russian translations for next game……..that will really get him going

  7. Art says:

    That poem is all Dean’s work. I can’t take any credit for that.

  8. deanokov says:

    вы двигаете как супоросый як.
    you move like a pregnant yak.

  9. Z... says:

    Z… would like to thank everyone for giving him the best Christmas present ever, excellent win against my old team and I thought we all played great(Jim B and Paul from the Bandits said that’s also the best they’ve seen us play), they always questioned my decision to play for the Rams over the Bandist and I tell them ‘Moses’ had to move because I already brought them to the ‘Promise Land’, now ZMOSES must do the same for the flock of Rams!
    Happy Holidays – Look for an email with some free holiday music from Z……

  10. Thor says:

    Waah! Where’s my holiday music?

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