Rams Draft Younger

Germantown – Philadelphia Rams today inked a deal with 20″, 7.5 pound “Jake” Shoup, a prospect from suburban Philadelphia.
In this unprecedented move, the Rams add more depth to the lineup to survive the grueling CML schedule.
“It’s a new strategy for us,” said team GM Jive Turkey. “With as much drinking as we’re forced to do with our schedule, we thought it would be good to have a guy that’s under 21. At first we meant years, but days work, too.”
Proud winger/defensemen/dad/golfer Jamie had little to say in a team statement other than, “We had a boy last friday. Pass this along to the guys.”

Jake Shoup

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13 Responses to Rams Draft Younger

  1. Hb says:

    Your turning into a baby making machine.
    Look out Atrain….. Shoup is gunning for you!

  2. fiyah says:

    congrats shoup and jen!

  3. goat says:

    Way to go buddy. Sleepless nights, pooopie diapers, laundry room for 2 months. It’s worth it.
    Damn he looks just like you. No worries about the mail man.

  4. golin says:

    congrats shoup…..he looks like he may be more speedy and agile than you!!!!!

  5. kd says:

    Congrats. A few more years and we can start the Junior Rams.

  6. thegoatsbro says:

    Atta boy shoupe.

  7. Dr. Bumba says:

    Congratulations Shoup!!!

  8. kratz says:

    Congrats to Shoup and larger family

  9. bender says:

    Good job Pappa Shoup, we”ll have to meet for a “only a” that means ONLY one ICE cold beer in some parking lot, some time soooon,

  10. shoup says:

    Thanks for all the great comments fellas. The little man is solid so far. Loves to sleep, eat, and poop. Pretty soon it will be skate and poop.
    I look forward to seeing everyone back on the ice … I’m sure I’ll be exhausted!

  11. Kevin Mc says:

    Congrats Jamie! Soon we’ll have my son Finnegan, your boy Jake, and Cleary’s kid Killian on a line together. Solid.

  12. Jenks says:

    Cleary’s kid will probably want to play soccer instead

  13. Jeff "Bruiser" Conybear says:

    Conrats! I hope everyone is doing fine. He looks like you.

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