Germantown – Philadelphia Rams today inked a deal with 20″, 7.5 pound “Jake” Shoup, a prospect from suburban Philadelphia.
In this unprecedented move, the Rams add more depth to the lineup to survive the grueling CML schedule.
“It’s a new strategy for us,” said team GM Jive Turkey. “With as much drinking as we’re forced to do with our schedule, we thought it would be good to have a guy that’s under 21. At first we meant years, but days work, too.”
Proud winger/defensemen/dad/golfer Jamie had little to say in a team statement other than, “We had a boy last friday. Pass this along to the guys.”
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