Germantown – Philadelphia Rams today inked a deal with 20″, 7.5 pound “Jake” Shoup, a prospect from suburban Philadelphia.
In this unprecedented move, the Rams add more depth to the lineup to survive the grueling CML schedule.
“It’s a new strategy for us,” said team GM Jive Turkey. “With as much drinking as we’re forced to do with our schedule, we thought it would be good to have a guy that’s under 21. At first we meant years, but days work, too.”
Proud winger/defensemen/dad/golfer Jamie had little to say in a team statement other than, “We had a boy last friday. Pass this along to the guys.”
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Congratulations,
Your turning into a baby making machine.
Look out Atrain….. Shoup is gunning for you!
congrats shoup and jen!
Way to go buddy. Sleepless nights, pooopie diapers, laundry room for 2 months. It’s worth it.
Damn he looks just like you. No worries about the mail man.
congrats shoup…..he looks like he may be more speedy and agile than you!!!!!
Congrats. A few more years and we can start the Junior Rams.
Atta boy shoupe.
Congratulations Shoup!!!
Congrats to Shoup and larger family
Good job Pappa Shoup, we”ll have to meet for a “only a” that means ONLY one ICE cold beer in some parking lot, some time soooon,
congrats~~~~~~
Thanks for all the great comments fellas. The little man is solid so far. Loves to sleep, eat, and poop. Pretty soon it will be skate and poop.
I look forward to seeing everyone back on the ice … I’m sure I’ll be exhausted!
Congrats Jamie! Soon we’ll have my son Finnegan, your boy Jake, and Cleary’s kid Killian on a line together. Solid.
Cleary’s kid will probably want to play soccer instead
Conrats! I hope everyone is doing fine. He looks like you.