In a first ever awards ceremony, the tarnished brass at Philadelphiarams.com gave out hardware last night:
All the stars were on hand for this gala event.
â€œBlue Line Spiritâ€ award for most times tripped by the blueline â€“ ZDALDO
With feet the size of his heart, ZDALDO can be a formidable opponent for any forward. But when it comes to the one-on-one match with Z and BL â€¦ L O (look out).
â€œYouâ€™re my Heronâ€ award for most toxic substances consumed prior to game time â€” Denny
Faster than a wood duck escaping 12-gauge fire, Denny is usually the one making people spin around and fall down. But one night Buddy Weiser put the brakes on Denny, who got â€œthe spinsâ€ in the face off circle vs. the Continentals.
â€œBlow My Whistleâ€ award for best referee â€¦ Bruce!
Bruce, obviously a goalie by trade, gets this award for best ref. Once the spring league video comes out youâ€™ll see why. By the way, Bruce, get off your knees. Youâ€™re blowing the game.
â€œDuck Callâ€ fan appreciation award â€” Booty.
It was a toss up between who brought more to the table this year between Jones and Booty. But, the powers that be, decided on Booty. He just has a louder more annoying voice than anybody but Pee Wee Herman. BTW â€“ donâ€™t know if Booty ever got caught whacking off in a theater, but it wouldnâ€™t surprise us.
â€œCommissionerâ€™s Cupâ€ award for biggest complainer (cup = athletic cup) â€” Kleb, L.
Odds are, heâ€™ll complain about this post, too.
â€œI got your backâ€ award â€” Blackwood & 44 Wissy Waaaaa!
By â€œhaving your backâ€ we mean drilling it with a crosscheck. Congrats, gents, on the first ever tie for an award.
And last but not least â€¦
The â€œLady Pussybearâ€ award â€” Jive Turkey.
Câ€™mon, man, strap on some balls and take your licks. Itâ€™s hockey. PS â€“ The final game in spring league is not hockey. Well, most of it.