Canes Terrorize Raleigh

Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen members of what he described as “some sort of depraved, violent, heretofore unheard-of gang calling themselves as the Hurricanes.”

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