We’re very sorry, pretzels & prawns, but we take back all the nice things we said about Carolina and the Hurricanes.
We were wrong. Hockey doesn’t belong in Carolina because the fans and the people who run the Hurricanes organization are a bunch of lobotomized basketball-loving cretins who wouldn’t know an icing call from a spear to the ribs.
They don’t deserve Eric Staal, they don’t deserve Erik Cole, they don’t deserve Rod Brind’Amour, they don’t deserve Cam Ward – but they do deserve a shot of tobacco juice right in the eye.
Why? Because last night, the RBC Centre (may an earthquake swallow it up) became Carolina’s version of hell on Earth. Why? Because the powers that be in their infinite stupidity decided to pass out IdiotStix to the crowd.
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