Wetas Explode

Wetas
One little, two little, three little Indians.
Four little, five little … way too little indians.
Short-benched, the Chiefs got run off the reservation, 6-1. Coulda been 10, but Axel held up.
Wetas exploded in the third. I think Phil had the scalp-trick.
How did the late game turn out?

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13 Responses to Wetas Explode

  1. second game says:

    WSC – 4
    DarknessII – 2

  2. Art says:

    Any details?

  3. fill your hole bucket says:

    i seem to recall a quick whistle on one wsc goal that was taken back. oh, and a couple ringers on that squad, too, eh?

  4. Dr. Bumba says:

    WOOD DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Darkness says:

    Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!
    [women lift up their shirts]
    Rick James: The milks gone bad
    Rick James: CHARLIE MURPHY! What’s happening, partner! DARKNESS, EVERYONE, DARKNESS! HEY EVERYBODY, DARKNESS IS SPREADING!

  6. KD says:

    Wood Ducks rule! Mt Airy WetAss do not.
    no further comment.

  7. thegoatsbro says:

    Bruce said that the woodducks could have lost by 4 or 5 if kevin had not stood on his head in net.
    My response, Kevin who?

  8. KD says:

    Denny’s response was that we would have won if I had stopped one more shot, so take it however you want.
    It still doesn’t change the fact that you are a wet ass.

  9. Dr. Bumba says:

    That game could have gone either way. Bruce was right, Kevin played great, but many a Ducks failed to put the puck away on the statue that was in the other net, especially myself, who after attending Hoagie breakaway school, still can not bury the breakaways.

  10. Z... says:

    I’d like to mention our best player (Which by the way Rams GM – Dean Kline publicly announced yesterday has been acquired by the Rams!) missed the game, but more importantly he drove to the rink anyway just to drop off a case of MC for the post game, that shows true character folks and I’m sure the rest of the Rams would agree with Z…,
    !!!!!!WELCOME ABOARD TIM!!!!!!!!
    Bottom Line about the game, first congrads to the Wetas for their first victory, Chiefs could have used a few more skaters, the score was 0-0 when each team had the same number of skaters, then the Wetas added 5 extra skaters after hoagie must have got on the horn threating handing out his own game supensions, next thing we saw was 5 extra Wetas buzzing and sworming our tepee… too much for a three D.. set, the Booty run couldn’t produce nor our struggling offense which commented about 500 times in the post game interview, “We just didn’t click tonight”, this afer discussing breast feeding of newborns and the use of milk pumping devices, come guys we’re f…ing suposed to be playing ice hockey and talking about ice hockey, not reading bed time stories!!!! AH, AH
    Z…to…D…for the G…, don’t forget it!!!!!

  11. Bgilldo and the natty poonanniwetas says:

    aldo. if i have to, i’ll chop you down like a big oak tree.

  12. Z.... says:

    Watch out B… because Z… will S…O… your D & Bs with his size 12 S… B… then S… your A… with my T… like a great IC…
    Z…to…D…for the G…, don’t forget it!!!!!

  13. Art says:

    Damn, I left my Zdaldo decoder ring at home today.

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