I Like Science

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Manchester scientist has come up with a mathematical formula to assess the perfection of the female derriere
FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.
The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.
It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.
V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

I think the shorthand for this formula is Jessica Alba = Perfect Ass.
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4 Responses to I Like Science

  1. fiyah says:

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  2. Dr. Bumba says:

    Guys, I won’t be at hockey tonight, I just sprained my other wrist.

  3. KD says:

    Hopefully you didn’t sprian the first one on Denny’s hockey card

  4. Dr. Bumba says:

    Damn you Dowell, you were not supposed to tell anyone.

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