Flyer Flasher

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Finally, there’s a blonde woman who attends the Flyers’ practice at Skate Zone on occasion wearing a full mink coat. When Simon Gagne passes the back glass, she flashes him, wearing nothing under the coat. Chris Therien is upset. The woman won’t flash him. Let’s see, a guy who might score 60-plus goals versus a guy who has none. Whom would you flash?

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14 Responses to Flyer Flasher

  1. carter (read this) says:

    Hey guys, I don’t have your emails or access to my email right now, but I am out indefinitely, so find someone for beer duty. Art, you may want to post that. For the record, half of my face is paralized and I can’t close my right eye, thus, I can’t have any wind moving near me, or I could really damage it. Not that I really skate fast now. My head and face also really hurt and are quite swelled, so I can’t put on a helmet either. Updates will come after I get more testing completed this afternoon. Worst thing is, I haven’t been able to drink or chew tobacco since last Monday.

  2. Art says:

    ummmm, what????? Did I miss a memo?

  3. carter says:

    This was my first announcement. D’oh!

  4. HB says:

    Carter sorry to hear that. I hope all goes well and you are better soon.

  5. carter says:

    I did manage to shoot an 86 with one eye on the Blue Monster at Doral in Miami this past Friday. And Hogie, I still need a new Synergy.

  6. Blue Monster says:

    What the hell happened? Did your girl give you a beatdown with her Heaven-wood?

  7. Jon B. says:

    Who wants to go to a few Flyers practices? Bring tissues.
    On a more serious note. I need more Carter info, sounds bad.

  8. golin says:

    carter, you probably would have down better with one eye than most of us on sunday. i missed an open net 2ft. away with two eyes……..get better!!!

  9. Dr. Bumba says:

    Carter, possibly Bells Palsy.

  10. carter says:

    Dr. Bumba is correct. Atta boy!

  11. Dr. Bumba says:

    Well I hope everything works out well for you. Get back and make the Poon Poon reddah.

  12. bg says:

    “nothing left but a bloody stump.” get well soon me man.

  13. Goat says:

    Cart, even with half a face your shot will still be twice as hard as the rest of us and you maybe even more accurate now. Get well soon and let us know whats up.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like carter got caught looking through the hole in the wall at wiss.

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