Chuck Norris Facts

Posted on January 25, 2006 by Arthur

Chuck Norris Facts
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Some of the top facts about noted badass Chuck Norris:

  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’re obviously not Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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2 Responses to Chuck Norris Facts

  1. Chuck Norris says:
    January 25, 2006 at 1:29 pm

    Chuck Norris would kick all you motherfuckers asses but Chuck Norris is kind to gerbals.

  2. FartBoxHeaven says:
    January 25, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    Chuck Norris is so tough, he clogs the toilet when he pees

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