Chuck Norris Facts
Some of the top facts about noted badass Chuck Norris:
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you’re obviously not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.