Chuck Norris Facts
Some of the top facts about noted badass Chuck Norris:
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you’re obviously not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris would kick all you motherfuckers asses but Chuck Norris is kind to gerbals.
Chuck Norris is so tough, he clogs the toilet when he pees