Injuries Mount as Rams Prepare to face Blades

The Rams enjoyed the first month of the season going undefeated in their first four games and were generally feeling good about themselves. But now as the first game of November approaches the injuries have begun to mount. First Snappy went out with a bad back, then Matt missed the last game with a bad shoulder. And now heading into tonight’s game Art is out with what has been diagnosed as a heel spur. Adding to that is Rob Melissen out with an undisclosed upper body injury and brother Billy, whose pussy hurts. Dean Kline reacted to the injury rash with this understated response:

“Well, my pussy does not hurt and I will be there. In fact, my pussy is hot, wet, and in need of some action. And, yes, I’m bringing it to every skate I can. So when we meet up with the Zebras, Penguins, Bandits, and Continentals – and they get a good whiff of it (sniff) – they get sent home with the biggest set of blue balls those F’n whack-daddies have
ever seen.”

Dean also mentioned he’s be providing the beer for tonight’s game. Hopefully enough for this little fella.

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8 Responses to Injuries Mount as Rams Prepare to face Blades

  1. rams fan says:

    nice one arty.

  2. Art says:

    That’s all Dean. Another Dean special.

  3. Art says:

    At least the quote is. And isn’t that what it’s all about?

  4. Kratzer says:


  5. Kevin says:

    It’s more like BOOOOOOO-TEEEEEEE!!!!! Are those new skates? Is that a new haircut to go with your skates?

  6. golin says:

    i’ve been skating with a heel spur for the last 2 years….ya just gotta get your skates molded around it………heardisbumboklaatbwois!!!!!!!!!

  7. Art says:

    Diagnosed is the operative word. I believe I’ve had the heel spur for a long time. I think I strained my Achilles at the heel. Well hopefully the orthopaedist will figure it out.

  8. johnny cash says:

    I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

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