The Philadelphia Flyers have a time machine

Donald Brashear, left wing for the Philadelphia Flyers of the National Hockey League stared down at the shimmering desert sand and cracked his knuckles. Behind him a small and stalwart group of Jewish warriors screamed themselves hoarse in encouragement. A few hundred feet away a giant stood in front of a massive army of Philistines. The other man was slightly taller than Brashear and had a beard like glued-on loose tobacco. His name was Goliath and, on behalf of the Jewish people, Donald Brashear had agreed to fight him..

Brashear vs. Goliath, Todd Fedoruk meets Joan of Arc, Markov on the Hudson, Therien and Mary Shelley, Primeau inspires British forces.

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