Las Vegas – Vegas oddsmakers today announce that Mark Jenkins, owner of the local Kensington Horsehoes plant, is a 400-1 shot for winning the mini-triathalon at the shore saturday.
Mark didn’t seem too down about that. “I learned how to swim when I was a kid. Biking, too. And I like to run from the cops occasionally, so I feel good.”
What Jenkins doesn’t feel good about are his odds of suffering myocardialinfarction, or a heart attack.
Sports Radio 610 this mornining reported that oddsmakers are taking 3 to 1 odds that Jenkins has a heart attack and dies during the swim.
“that’s been a concern of mine,” said Jenkins from his make-shift office, “ever since I started training in Montreal this past April.”
For anyone wanting to wish Markus good will or ill, details for the triathlon are here (I think).
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That was brilliant.
“You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again or he’s going to wind up with somebody’s cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jackie Robinson.”
WHO DIDN’T PAY???
bwahaaah!
Any word from Jenkins?
I don’t see him in the results.
http://www.compuscore.com/cs2005/aug/brigtri.htm
Perfect!!!
He drowned the night before in beer and cum.
…the cum being what ultimately did him in.