Idiot’s Guide to the NHL

burgundyclement.jpg’s Bill Simmons comes up with his guide to the end of the NHL lockout. Although admittedly a disillusioned hockey fan he manages a number of good lines and suggestions for the NHL, including forcing Bill Clement to act and speak like Ron Burgundy at all times even if that means telling Gary Thorne “I will punch you in the ovaries” at the end of every telecast.

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