The New NHL
Rule Changes

  • Shootouts
  • Nets moved back two feet
  • No red line
  • Tag up offsides
  • Smaller goalie pads
  • Any player who shoots the puck directly over the glass in his defending zone will be penalized for delay of game.
  • Linesmen will have discretion to wave off apparent icing infractions if they are deemed the result of an attempted pass.
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4 Responses to A New NHL

  1. Kevin says:

    If you assclowns keep voting ‘YES’ for the goalies getting new pads, Art is going to have to put up my donation page again.

  2. Art says:

    Wow, two people have voted no in the poll. I wonder who that could be?

  3. bitefartboxs says:

    I love the word ‘assclowns’. It doesn’t get enough air

  4. Art says:

    Ass clown is a great word. I think it first came to national prominence in the 1999 film, Office Space. As in:
    Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

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