Lagerheads Announce Roster for Montreal

m_lager.jpgRoxborough — It’s one of the most tense moments in every athletes career: Final cut day. Oh, the horror.
“Did I make it?” The question, and ensuing anxiety loom large. Sleepless nights. Sweaty palms. Urine soaked couches the result of self medicating with beer and liquor. But today, at least for some, the jitters, the nerves, the butterflies are all replaced with relief … the feeling that comes from a hard day’s work on the ice and in the bar. Because today, the Lagerheads (les tetes de biere) Front office has released its roster for the Can/Am hockey tournament in Montreal. Much debated and heavily scrutinized by out-of-work NHL analysts, the roster is fit and trim … even if the players aren’t.

Aldo
Arty
Bernie
Billy
Brnich
Booty
Carmen
Codaire
Cofone
Colin
Corey
Dean
Hoagie Brother John
Jones
Jenkins
Osama Bob Laden, formerly Hockey Bob
Wanger
16 skaters and Wanger in net.
Don’t forget to get your roommates squared away and your paperwork to me by 2/10. We have an odd number, so somebody might have to triple up. Any questions, let me know. I’ll be in touch about jerseys and travel arrangements.

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