Dildo Celebration on Hold. Aldo to Play Sunday.

Glenside – In a strange twist of astronomical events Friday, the brother duo of Dildo and Aldo (known to some as Zdaldo) have found their Sunday plans changed back to the way they were before. It’s almost as if Superman is flying around the world counterclockwise.
It seems Mr. and Mrs. Aldo (The Maldo’s) changed the date of Dildo’s birth, thus nullifiying the celebration scheduled for Sunday. Rams fans rejoiced near the Glenside Train station as Aldo will be able to suit up for the tilt against the Zebras.